Paula's Ramblings 1/17

1/17
Seattle, Washington

Paula was much more active this evening. But the contestants were terrible. I am not really a huge fan of this part of the show. I am much more impressed with the actual talent show part, but this is sometimes good for a laugh. Kenny and Jonathan were highlights, but otherwise it was kinda blah....

Brandon:
You’ve gotta be kidding me...
[Yes/No] No
Next season he’ll be dressed as an Indian chief

Jennifer:
You know you can’t sing with gum in your mouth.
I like that answer...I like that.
I like your sauciness...I like your saucy.
I kinda like this girl’s opinion...I don’t like her singing.
Jennifer..I love you, you just made five seasons for me.

Amy:
What are you going to sing for us today? That was a very important statement you just made, you are going to try....to sing.
You know what. I think we should have another day of relaxation and rest. You know what, water can help.
Stop it...Stop it...Amy don’t take that from him (she smacks Simon)
You are rude today...beyond...
I understand that you are not feeling well, but it’s an audition but sometimes the show must go on.

Darwin:
How are you?
They..They broke the mold after this one!
Beautiful.
I hate hearing that..you know..I hate hearing that. (as Darwin complimented Simon)
As a mother...can you stand listening to that.
Thank you very much...thanks for coming down.

Thomas:
If three times meant its over then we would never have a career.
Very...Nice.
Very soothing, its like, you know, we haven’t had a great start here in Seattle.
[Yes/No] I got goose bumps. I got goose bumps. You are absolutely original. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[Cut scene]
If Simon and I ever have a baby this is what it will look like.

Melissa:
Wait...you love to dance on tables...What is that about?
You thought we were going to miss that one.
Fluffy, I love you.
Ok, let’s have a serious song.
[Yes/No] I am sorry Melissa. Thank you.

Blake:
Hey Blake...how you doing?
Excellent.
Very nice.
[Yes/No] uugghhgngnn. That’s why we don’t know about you. You know Blake you..you..you are very good. You were nervous, its alright I loved you. Nope...nope...nope nope nope.
Congratulations.
You know what...

[Montage]
Oh my god...wow

Shayamali:
Shay..a..mali Malakar...I can say it, Shayamali Malakar
What are you going to sing for us?
You are better than you give yourself credit...You’re very nervous you don’t have reason to be very subtle but great, you have a great energy about you I think your voice was very pretty...What do you think Simon?
I like you too buts...
I say Yes. Guess what you just heard two yeses.
Squiddly...you know we said...
You know you need to bring that to Hollywood. Congratulations.
Ok, So you are going to work on your sh..showmanship...and take it...songs...bye sweetheart...congratulations.

Shinjaya:
No, you’re the shy one of the two, I think your sister was shy.
Let me hear a little Stevie.
Wooo!
Yeahhh....
Well, I think this is a good move...
[Yes/No] Absolutely yes.

Nick:
Really good how are you doing?
You are ready for this?
What is it about yourself that makes you the next American Idol?
You are leader.
And how old are you? Twenty seven.
You know, why don’t you show us what you are talking about, what are you going to sing? That is Simon’s favorite song.
So, that would be a yes or a no from Simon...So that would be a no?
Thank you, sweetheart.

Rudy:
...Really good...
Are you kidding me? One million percent yes. Without question.
I wonder who plays bass guitar?
Congratulations.

[Cut Scene]
Shut up...
There are troubled people here.
Can’t wait for day two, after day one...oh my god, O My God!

Kenny:
I am excellent...i’m...
...dawg....
O gosh you are adorable.
Simon you are sick...He’s Sick! He’s Sick! He’s Sick!
I think you are awesome, you are a firecracker...my favorite stuff you do is when you do that....(imitates his dancing).
I think you are awesome...not right for this competition but I think you are awesome...Thank you.
[After he leaves] oh my god.

Jonathan:
I think you are...I think...the spirit that you have and you have a great personality but I don’t think you are right for this competition.
Sorry...Always believe in yourself and you’ll make it through with something.

Eric:
He’s happy.
Sorry.

Anna:
Wow. (Commenting on her height)
...growling....what?
I love you, I think you are awesome.
And I believe Simon really like you.
It’s going to be great back to Hollywood week when she is going to be in groups of three.

Jordan:
Hello Jordan.
Very nice smile....Only 16...wow.
You..you.you’re beautiful. I loved your voice.
What position?
He is so 100% lying right now...argh.
Weird....smile thing....you’re smile is beautiful....argh.
Whatever.
I think your going to go...I think you are going to do...Lets make was a prediction...you are going to go far.
(makes all sorts of moves towards Simon...awkward)
God you are annoying.

Stephen:
Really...Alright...
Freddy...
I am sorry Stephen...carry on....
Oh, you know, that’s probably your best genre (when he said that he can also do country)
...Bring it on...
Thank you Stephen.
Bring it...Bring it...