Paula's Ramblings 1/16

I plan on posting the transcript of Paula Abdul's comments for the entire season 6 of American Idol. I thought of this idea during season 4 and as I watched season 5, I realized that her words are nonsense and it is even more obvious when put in print.

Here is the transcript:
She didnt say much this time around but I am sure the good stuff will come through soon....at least i hope so.

1/16
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Jessica:
[When as if she sounded like Jewel] You sounded like Jessica.
[Yes/No] I am going to have to pass sweetheart.

Jessie:
I can’t... (mumble, mumble)
[While singing MJ] That is a note I never heard.
[Yes/No] I am going to have to pass...nope.

Charles:
I need to see something that represents how you look.
[Yes/No] I guess I am a little confused.

Denise:
Pretty powerful...pretty powerful...pretty adorable.
[Yes/No] yes (with two awkward thumbs up)

Tashawn:
Here we go.
[Yes/No] No for me.

Perla:
Yeah.....much preferred you during hips don’t lie.
[Yes/No] Yes

Mathew:
Hello Mathew, I hear you do a mean Folsom Prison Blues...you gonna do it. We are waiting for you.

Jarrod:
[Yes/No] That song has become an intragle (spelled as she said it) part of America Idol...so I am going to say yes.

Stephen:
Ummm...Too much vibrato for me, it becomes less effective when used so much.
Randy..come on....RANDY!
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Michelle:
[Yes/No] yes

Dana:
You look beautiful. Why did your boss..fly you out to this audition? What are you going to sing for us? Love that song.
[Yes/No] Aww...Dana I think you are a beautiful girl, I honestly do, but I am going to have to say no.

Matt:
What are you going to sing for us? Let’s here it.
[Yes/No] We are on the same page then, you are to through to Hollywood.

Rachel:
[Yes/No] Oh yeah

Sarah:
Hi, how are you? You look very nice, tell us a little bit about yourself. What are you going to sing today? We like that song.
[Yes/No] Very nice....Simon....Jewel...Randy.

Jason:
[Yes/No] Definitely “America’s Got Talent”

Josh:
[Yes/No] It's a no.